I was about to write something political but

I was about to write something political but, this precious little collection of girls, is my political party of choice… These little shits marching around, bossing people around, tossing their attitudes at everyone like they have no shits to give … and the sassiest little one of all, asks every person’s name, and offers only a thank you. On the only day anymore that it’s welcomed to go to your neighbors door and ask for sugar, my little snotty shit head baby wants to know what their names are and hug them and shit.

And I’m fucking happy about it … I’ve learned more from these 4 little teachers of mine than … what? Roughly 15 years, 20 years? of school now? Have ever taught me … They’ve taught me about myself, they’ve taught me about the human condition … about how we should all live more like children do. I don’t know how in this world, any single other person’s life became less important than the next.

Life, is … mundane … it’s discouraging … it’s sometimes, terrible … but, every single day is a blessing … Not to say a blessing from god because we all know that if it does exist I don’t care for it much … but, the blessing of life.

We get to experience all of these little intricate parts of LIFE and little pieces of it’s puzzle, we’re all just piles of cells walking around that can compute and experience emotion.

We are piles of molecules … much like the ground that you’re standing or sitting on … and the air that is currently surrounding you and pressing down on you.

Monday, is a good day … as is Tuesday … Say hi to someone new. This week, I challenge you to do one single thing outside of your shell. Come back and comment, I don’t care if what. If you tried to cook spinach in sloppy joes I might try to give you a tip or so but, really try to get out of your comfort zone and try something new, meet new people, love new people. Spread some joy and happiness.

Also, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE vote on Tuesday if you haven’t. I voted for Gary, because I couldn’t really have a Hillary or Trump vote on my conscious, and he seems like a :/ fairly decent guy. Whomever you’re standing with, hit that poll or mailbox and get heard … like … Please. Please.

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15 hilarious wifi networks

eww ... the password is probably something gay ...

From creepy neighbors to downright nasty, these 15 creative wifi networks are worth a chuckle.

 

The Promised Lan ... lol
The Promised Lan … lol

 

eww ... the password is probably something gay ...
eww … the password is probably something gay …

 

lol ... yeah ... you might wanna toss your stash ...
lol … yeah … you might wanna toss your stash …

 

At least it's secured ...
At least it’s secured …

 

Where did she go?
Where did she go?

 

More creepy neighbors ... Apartments suck.
More creepy neighbors … Apartments suck.

 

Hide you kids! Hide you Wi-Fi!
Hide you kids! Hide you Wi-Fi!

 

Oh, The Offspring ... that's punny
Oh, The Offspring … that’s punny

 

Dude, they're outside ...
Dude, they’re outside …

 

What about the 32 sequels, Littlefoot?
What about the 32 sequels, Littlefoot?

 

... Well then ...
… Well then …

 

Something tells me that this dorm is rather interesting.
Something tells me that this dorm is rather interesting.

 

You wanna taco 'bout it?
You wanna taco ’bout it?

 

Yeah, you um ... might want to schedule a doctors visit.
Yeah, you um … might want to schedule a doctors visit.

 

Like a good neighbor, stay over there
Like a good neighbor, stay over there

10 design jokes to brighten your weekend

"I am not fat I'm Bold" pretty funny right?! The closest to a source that I can find for this is http://designspiration.net/image/4705805237449/?crlt.pid=camp.SKL3kcxdYKXj

Took a break from other work today to bring you 10 of my favorite design jokes in one solid post (because we all hate those stupid galleries that reload the entire site every time). Enjoy!

It's fun to stay at the C.M.Y.K typographic joke by garyndesign.com
“It’s fun to stay at the C.M.Y.K” typographic joke by garyndesign.com
Another typographic joke from https://www.behance.net/gallery/672684/Typography-Joke playing on the names of fonts "Wow, you always have so many fonts,, where do you get them from?" "Oh they come from Monaco, Geneva, Cambria ... I get them delivered at various times throught the day." "By who?" "A Courier!"
A typographic joke from Winston Tsang playing on the names of fonts “Wow, you always have so many fonts,, where do you get them from?” “Oh they come from Monaco, Geneva, Cambria … I get them delivered at various times throught the day.” “By who?” “A Courier!”
"Things aren't always #000000 (black hex code) and #FFFFFF (white hex code)". The earliest date that I can find this image is http://weheartit.com/entry/18709116/via/moddiee_
“Things aren’t always #000000 (black hex code) and #FFFFFF (white hex code)”. The earliest date that I can find this image is weheartit.com
Very literal "Think outside the box" I believe came from http://vi.sualize.us/sentence_haha_cute_spruch_yea_picture_tBqL.html
Very literal “Think outside the box” I believe came from vi.sualize.us
This appears to come from http://www.spreadshirt.com/what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-t-shirt-C3376A13879595#/detail/13879595T210A2PC117438304PA330PT17 though it's been changed on this version. "Nice Belt" clever little graphic
This appears to come from spreadshirt.com though it’s been changed on this version. “Nice Belt” clever little graphic
Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't server your type here" Comic sans jokes are so common that it's hardly even funny anymore but, I found this one to be a funny visual in the fact that Rosewood is no better for how it's used here. Who am I to judge though. Seems like this originated from https://www.behance.net/gallery/672684/Typography-Joke
Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t server your type here” Comic sans jokes are so common that it’s hardly even funny anymore but, I found this one to be a funny visual in the fact that Rosewood is no better for how it’s used here. Who am I to judge though. Seems like this also originated from Winston Tsang
"Bad Kerning can never be justified" clever little ironic visual here that I believe originated from http://www.moss.fm/post/1591379226/i-am-a-graphic-designer-and-in-my-contract-it-says
“Bad Kerning can never be justified” clever little ironic visual here that I believe originated from www.moss.fm
"I am not fat I'm Bold" pretty funny right?! The closest to a source that I can find for this is http://designspiration.net/image/4705805237449/?crlt.pid=camp.SKL3kcxdYKXj
“I am not fat I’m Bold” pretty funny right?! The closest to a source that I can find for this is designspiration.net
One of the funniest and most relatable for some of us. "Error. The designer you treat like shit has quit unexpectedly. Your company and other employees are not affected. Click Renegotiate to discuss terms for new contract. Click HR to find out how badly you fucked up." The earliest post I can find of this is from http://clientsfromhell.net/post/256104557/via-couch
One of the funniest and most relatable for some of us. “Error. The designer you treat like shit has quit unexpectedly. Your company and other employees are not affected. Click Renegotiate to discuss terms for new contract. Click HR to find out how badly you fucked up.” The earliest post I can find of this is from clientsfromhell.net
lol. Adobe doesn't know how to spell Rasta. The site in the corner says that this image is from themavesite.com but, if I'm not mistaken this image appeared online March 18, 2008 at https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiXyrGdmufJAhXCeSYKHXAlB2MQFggdMAA&url=httpwww.ilxor.comILXThreadSelectedControllerServletboardid63threadid1033&usg=AFQjCNFZUuWk_kflVsNkcA5SDBcb9EdBsw&sig2=DCvbBBSukko8Eqr4gGOXFg
lol. Adobe doesn’t know how to spell Rasta. The site in the corner says that this image is from themavesite.com but, if I’m not mistaken this image appeared online first March 18, 2008 at ilxor.com

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24 hilarious logo fails

Today I thought that something a little more fun might be in order, so I scoured the interwebs for some goodies. These are some of the funniest things that I’ve seen in a while.
I’m guessing that this graphic designer didn’t get the gig but, he deserves an a+ for epic troll as he responds to a Craigslist ad.

You're drinking a what now?
You’re drinking a what now?
Please just go get a fork
Please just go get a fork
booby temple! and a ... ? um ...
booby temple! and a … ? um …
Since birth the two have been connected right at the pelvis ...
Since birth the two have been connected right at the pelvis …
"Where did you get that skirt" "Oh, it's just a little something I picked up from the cat's ass"
“Where did you get that skirt”
“Oh, it’s just a little something I picked up from the cat’s ass”
Service you can get excited about
Service you can get excited about




For all your hellish satellite programming
For all your hellish satellite programming
On a day when you have no fucks, there is only one place to go.
On a day when you have no fucks, there is only one place to go.
Ummm ... do you need a tissue?
Ummm … do you need a tissue?
For great oral health, start young.
For great oral health, start young.
A new position to try!
A new position to try!
Do you want some candy?
Do you want some candy?
afterwards, try the egg foo yung
afterwards, try the egg foo yung
Free checkups!
Free checkups!
I really don't think I'll be sending my daughter to dance class.
I really don’t think I’ll be sending my daughter to dance class.
I always did want another boy ...
I always did want another boy …
Sometimes, you have to be innovative ... Especially in hallways.
Sometimes, you have to be innovative … Especially in hallways.
Locum? I think you need to rethink that ...
Locum? I think you need to rethink that …
Is this self-serve?
Is this self-serve?
As long as you've got your nuts and bolts or should I say bolt in the right place ... you've got the tools.
As long as you’ve got your nuts and bolts or should I say bolt in the right place … you’ve got the tools.
Is that blood?
Is that blood?

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Sources:

www.businessinsider.com/15-worst-corporate-logo-fails-2012-1?op=1
www.demilked.com/worst-logo-design-fails/
dailyartcocktail.com/21-worst-logo-fails-ever/
www.funnyordie.com/articles/c5feb0ce69/graphic-designer-responds-to-craigslist-ad-by-texting-a-series-of-boner-logos
www.hongkiat.com/blog/logo-design-gone-wrong/

www.epicfail.com/2010/01/15/logo-fail/